The Monster in the Closet

It seems like we all have a reason to check our closets for monsters before going to sleep again. Japanese police arrested a homeless woman for living in a man's closet for over a year. Apparently, she had moved a mattress into the mans closet and lived undetected until the homeowner installed security cameras to monitor the suspicious loss of food.

R. Kelly be damned, there's a new threat in the closet.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

Another Awkward Utah Moment

I haven't been able to update in awhile...mainly because I've become lazy as hell. However, in the spirit of easing back into the blog world, I'll share an awkward exchange I had today.

Coworker: So how were things with that new clerk?

Utah: I accidentally compared her to Hitler.

I think the moral of the story is you should never say the Packers suck, unless you want me to equate you with genocide.