Deja Vu

The sensation of experiencing something you have experienced before. In this case, the numbers on my paycheck, reduced to where it was when I was first hired more than two years ago. Thanks to Jim cockfuck Doyle and my capitulating care bear union, I now have to take pay cuts and furloughs of almost eleven percent my annual salary. Why? So we wouldn't lay off fourteen new law school hires to cover the deficit in the budget our representatives in Madison couldn't balance. Hope you appreciate it, fuckers. For the record, I voted for their termination.

Public service is becoming more and more expensive. I write this semi-anonymous post in direct violation of the edict not to bad mouth the agency or Governor Dickhole for the ass-ramming we just endured. My frustrations have grown to the point where I can't really rule out going on a massive workplace rampage atop a rhinoscerous with flamethrowers and shark launchers. At least if I get convicted of first degree intentional homicide, the government will spend what I'm worth in care and custody. And in prison, I won't be forced to cancel HBO.

Bottom line, I'm out as soon as it's feasible.