Point Break Awareness Week

I was recently perusing Mr. Vice's blog, when I came upon an entry on Eragon, which made a comparison to Point Break. Although he had good intentions, Mr. Vice erroneously proclaimed that Bodhi would have been dissatisfied with surfing smaller waves. This is a blatantly false statement and brought on by Wisconsin's ignorance of Point Break culture. So per request of the Magnificent Seven of Point Break, I will bring you a moderated forum on Point Break.

Your panel members are:

Johnny Utah: Mr. Utah grew up in a Point Break culture, where he interacted with Angelo Pappas, Bodhi, Tyler Ann Endcott, and Ben Harp. Special Agent Utah left briefly to pursue his undergraduate studies at Ohio State University, where he started as Quarterback and had a promising NFL career until he broke his knee. With no football career, Utah went to law school and became one of the top FBI agents in the Los Angeles Bank Robbery Unit. Throughout his career, Utah has attended forums worldwide on surfing, shooting guys, picking up rebellious surfer chicks, and botany. Mr. Utah holds Ph.D.s in badassedry and Point Break culture.

That's all of the panel members. Tonight, we feature a true quote that accurately portrays the attitude of the Point Break society towards the Man.

"Ben Harp: You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Johnny Utah: [quietly] Not so far."

Feel free to weigh in on the magnificent and diverse culture that is Point Break all week. Moderators will be standing by.