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Sunday, March 11, 2007

The Next Generation of Idiots

A Finnish member of Parliament is translating his campaign website into Klingon in the hopes that it will attract a new spectrum of voters. Yes, you heard right, Klingon. If this is a legitimate campaign strategy and there really are enough people in Finland who can read Klingon to make the translation worthwhile, we may as well invade right now with ten of our soldiers and just take their whole country over. I know that the Klingon were supposed to be a badass race in Star Trek, but in this star system, people who watch the show with enough regularity to become fluent in a fictional language probably haven't gone outside in fifteen years.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070309/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_finland_klingon

1 Comments:

Blogger Ismael Tapia II said...

That's retarded. There's no way around that. Absolutely none. However, I don't know if it's the most retarded. The most retarded would be if someone actually voted for this guy based on his Klingon-language webpage. That would be the most retarded.

11:35 AM  

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