This made me laugh...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070110/ap_on_re_us/scorpion_on_a_plane

"I am sick and tired of all these motherfucking scorpions on my motherfucking plane!" I would have recommended getting everyone seatbelted in, then shooting out a huge section of the plane to suck the scorpions/any snakes off of the plane.