Things that Piss me off About Connie and Fish

Alright, I hate the Z104 morning show, which is exactly why it stays on my clock radio: I'm usually so enraged after fifteen seconds that I bolt from my slumber ready to kill. However, after this morning I think I rose to a new level of pissed/pumped.

They were discussing the recent school shootings and concluded that the following was the only way to stop the violence: (1) Guards at every school door, (2) metal detectors at the doors, (3) random searches of multiple lockers daily, and (4) monitoring email, phones, and letters to detect threats of violence, and (5) taking away guns, and (6) punishing this kid badly as an adult. Then one of their stupid ass callers explained that kids couldn't be safe because lawyers prevented all of this with "frivolous lawsuits." And they agreed with her.

I admit that I've acquired a certain superiority complex after attending law school. Afterall, most laypeople (we call them "normies") are morons. However, I'd like to think that in the wake of the 9/11 governmental hysteria, we all would have learned a little something about protecting people's liberties. It pissed me off to no limit to hear these douchebags discussing spending millions of dollars on suspicionless searches, as if our society would be so much better afterwards. I wanted to call in so they could feel the full weight of a massive cockslap, but I have a feeling I would have been cut off after the first 18 "fucks." This is how things start, first we search lockers, then we monitor email, then we approve of warrantless wiretaps on telephone calls. next thing we know, King George will be waltzing through our door and demanding that we quarter his soldiers and there won't be a thing we can do about it.

I think my latest rant embodies one of the few major complaints I have about Madison. People here are all about free speech and individual rights until they don't like what's being said. I hear alot of talk about the bill of Rights and how Bush is violating it, but those critics tend to gloss over the right to bear arms and the right of the states to make moral calls in legislation. People are all about free speech until it's a Nazi rally...then we shouldn't have issued them a permit [Note: I do not endorse the Nazi party, but I defend their right to speech and assembly]. Here it's alright to vote, so long as it's not for Bush. When the Constitution becomes selective to the popular will, we come dangerously close to the perils our founding fathers sought to avoid, and these morons on the Z104 morning show perpetuate the attitude that individual liberties should bow to being PC. Oh and here's something I left out: People have a Constitutional right to a Defense!! Let's save the lynching for after the conviction.

Plus, everyone on that show thinks they're hilarious. There's nothing doucheier than laughing at your own mediocre jokes for five minutes. When I laugh at my mediocre jokes, it's over in fifteen seconds. Finally, the worst thing in the world is waking up to another beautiful day, then having your first seconds of consciousness pierced by "London Bridge." Fuck those fuckers.