Nip/Tuck Recap

Huh??? Julia and the Midget male nurse? I thought for sure that the preview of that was going to be a dream sequence. I've seen the Nip/Tuck characters tie hams on a corpse to feed to alligators, smuggle heroin inside of breast implants, and battle drug dealers and serial rapists, but this one is almost too farfetched to believe. Nevertheless, it's better than anything else that has ever been done by any person in the history of the universe (excluding, of course, the O.C.). I also might add that the producers used good taste in hiring this particular midget actor, since he co-starred with Vin Diesel in Find me Guilty.

I was a little sad to see Mrs. Grubman die. We haven't seen her since season one, when she was a frequently recurring character. The doctors of McNamara/Troy confronted her about a plastic surgery addiction, but she countered with the fact that during her most recent surgery, they had left an instrument inside of her. After that point, her surgeries were free and frequent until she was debilitated by a stroke late in season one.

Sean was confronted at a restaurant by a little kid taunting his handicapped baby and he rightfully reminded the little shit that it wasn't okay to make fun of people (I am obviously excepted from this rule). In the end, he punched the kid's father, who promptly filed suit. Apparently, the McNamara's aren't getting good legal advice, because he went the next day to go apologize to the father and in the process made all kinds of damning admissions.

Apparently things start to go downhill pretty quickly, judging by the previews. Marlow, the male nurse, asks Sean for "height extension surgery" in order to be with a woman. What Sean doesn't know, is that the woman is his wife. Burn! In addition, I'm willing to bet that there will be some complications with the new baby, Connor. I can sense it coming, he won't live through this season. Kimber and Matt doing it will also have serious consequences on the extended McNamara/Troy family.