The REAL America

If you're not ready for something SERIOUSLY AMERICAN, I'd suggest you avert your eyes. It's really amazing what you can find when you truly believe in your heart in the concept of America. This has to be one of the most incredible things I've seen on the internet, or elsewhere. Ready...?

CHUCK FOR PRESIDENT

Chuck Norris was actually the fourth wise man. He gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he wore until his death. The other wisemen were jealous and wrote him out of the Bible. They all died of roundhouse-kick related deaths.