Bears!

I have to say the obvious: Bears are awesome. Pictured above, is a bear. For those of you less-acquianted, here are some essential facts about the bear:

1. Bears defend themselves with teeth, claws, bellowing, and a Chuck Norris-style beard that envelopes their entire body.

2. Bears kill EVERYTHING they see, mostly out of a sense of patriotism.

3. Bears have a very high tax basis in ALL of their property...real AND personal.

4. Bears can fly, but only after FAA approval.

5. The only animal that bears cannot defeat in nature is Glen Mason. That is why you never see bears challenge the University of Minnesota in football.

6. YES!