Another Saturday

I just watched the movie Air Bud: Golden Receiver, and would like to address the following concerns I had during an otherwise plausible movie:

1. Buddy the golden retriever did not attend Wolverine Junior High School, therefore he was probably ineligible to compete in that league.

2. When Buddy ran out onto the field to catch the hail mary, it should not have resulted in a touchdown, since the Wolverines had too many players on the field.

3. It's highly unlikely that even the hardest of tackles would end up in flattening a person completely into the ground.

4. Dogcatchers should not need an undercover division with an ice cream truck for stakeouts since dogs cannot read or otherwise identify dogcatching vehicles.

5. Although Buddy was great at receiving the long pass, it seems that he would be a poor crossing route or post receiver since he's about two feet tall.

6. If someone ever tackled that dog, he would probably die.

7. Buddy was the star of that team, yet he didn't end up nailing a single cheerleader.

Overall, Air Bud: Golden Receiver made me a better man. Inside that golden retriever was the heart of an American, and possibly performance enhancing drugs. It's too bad that Buddy was eventually exposed for running an illegal human fighting kennel out of his Virginia property and sentenced to federal prison.