Since I forgot...
How come there hasn't been gigantic hype/disgust over Britney Spears' new "rap" song. Honest to God, play it side by side with K-Fed and you won't be able to tell which is worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8c23KoKuNk&mode=related&search=
"But I'm just Britney Spears and I've got all this power."
For comparison, refresh yourself with Kevin Federline's Brazilian ass-shaker: "Popozao."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxXLp-2J3wI
Any thoughts on which one is better? Please remain objective, notwithstanding the fact that neither of them should have custody of a child, dog, or bowl of ice cream.
posted by Johnny Utah @ 7:52 PM
2 Comments:
Oh my god. That's fake, right? Right? There's no fucking way that's actually Britney Spears. That's some crazed Britney fan who decided to make a parody of her rapping, right? So they took some ridiculous generic keyboard beat, smeared some shit on a microphone, and then sort of whined into it, right?
Wow... I never thought I'd hear something worse than Popozao. I still haven't, but that was fucking close.
I wish I could say it was fake, but alas, I saw Britney busting out her new song on TV.
I know most rap is nothing more than a self-absorbed person bragging about their money, guns, and Lincoln Navigators, but this takes it to a whole new level.
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