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I've always known that Walter J. Dickey was the fucking man, but after picking up the paper this morning, he's been elevated to a whole new level. I was reading a story about Bret Bielema's salary increase, hardly somewhere you'd expect to see the King of Sentencing mentioned. But low and behold, there were several quotes from the great man praising Bielema and endorsing the salary increase.

Walter J. Dickey is the chair of the Wisconsin Athletic Board. This means that he's Barry Alvarez' BOSS. Which also means that he's Bielema's boss. Which pretty much makes Dickey singlehandedly responsible for the football team's awesome season this year. At this point, I'm so convinced of Dickey's superhuman status, that had we looked closer at the football team, we would see him throwing blocks on the offensive line, wearing number 72. Joe Thomas was merely a camera double.

I couldn't be prouder to sit in class with the man who had the vision to bring John Stocco's aerial circus to the entire world.

*Note: Walter J. Dickey is in no way responsible for the hockey team this year. He delegated that position to Michael Smith. Statistical evidence supports the conclusion that Walter Dickey has plowed every cheerleader in the UW system.