Resolutions

It's that time again and I thought I'd publicly post my New Year's Resolutions to give public pressure a chance to work in my favor.

1. Not get caught riding dirty.
2. End the year with a solid exit plan from the BRF.
3. Make all those who oppose me burn in the fires of a thousand suns.
4. Take a legitimate vacation.
5. Raise Maurice Gibb from the dead and reunite the Bee Gees in semi-zombie form.

All reasonable goals. We'll hold an evaluation about this time next year.