The magic diet
Anyone ever get one of those cravings that cannot be quenched? I had one this weekend. Normally, my cravings are limited to gambling and bloodshed. However, starting Friday night, I was faced with an insatiable desire for tuna fish. Thus began my four trips to Subway this weekend.
I don't know whether I was missing some magic mineral best found in this ocean-dwelling creature, or if God was instructing me to kill the tuna at the fastest rate possible in order to prevent the apocalypse. At this rate, both are equally likely. But how, you may ask, did I go to subway so many times in such a short time span without drawing ridicule from the Subway employees? Simple, in a town without a one-day dry cleaner, "sit-down" restaurant, or cell-phone tower, we have THREE SUBWAYS. So it was easy.
So yeah, that was my weekend. 2008 is progressing nicely...
posted by Johnny Utah @ 8:30 PM
1 Comments:
Jesus, where to begin...
Ok, I have tuna-fish cravings all the time, too, actually. It's strange. But when I have a tuna-fish craving, I go to the store, buy some tuna fish, and make it at home. I assume that's a valid option in the BRF since, presumably, Subway isn't the exclusive purveyor of tuna fish in the town. But no, for you, a tuna-fish craving means a trip to Subway. I mean, their tuna fish is pretty tasty, but are you really that lazy about cooking?
But, seriously, three Subways? How the fuck does that happen? Remember when we were in Florida and we saw the three Subways at one intersection? Awesome.
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