So long, Rumsfeld
Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld announced today that he is stepping down from the post he held for six years. I don't blame him. Everyone was devastated by the news that Britney and K-Fed are getting a divorce.
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Ha!!
Alright, I need to get my act together and pull the trigger. It's on.
What in the hell are you talking about?
I think he's talking about replacing K-Fed. Or Rumsfeld. One or the other.
Yeah, this whole internet thing never really works so well...there was supposed to be a second paragraph that didn't get posted about becoming Secretary of Defense, using their time machine to go back to when Britney Spears was hot, and then come back to the present and declare war on Michigan.
Why are you declaring war on Michigan? Also, Britney's 24 - she's got plenty of time to rehottify. I think the smart move would be to get with her now. It would be like investing in Microsoft in 1982.
Really? It's up to me to point this one out?
Regardless of how rehottified she gets, everyone will still be getting sloppy seconds from K-Fed.
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