I just realized that my previous comment where I said "objection, hearsay" was inaccurate. My comments would be an admission, and NOT hearsay. The proper objection would have been: Objection, stop exaggerating, you exaggerating, cock-mongering sons of bitches.

Also, how come there are never any good pictures of me out there? I'm cutting my hair short so it will never look like that in a photograph again. And those angles made me look WAY skinnier than I actually am. I really can't play my ribcage with a pair of xylophone mallets.